i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
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