You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I can’t believe the potential orgy I left behind at Waffle House.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Breaking into his house to steal the sheets I'd drunk pissed on before he got home was not how I wanted to be spending spring break
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
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