We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
So, if you were also having sex around 11pm, then we were legitimately being penetrated at the exact same time. That is amazing. We are soul sisters.
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
We took three cabs to get home, the first one dropped us off a block away, so we went back to the hotel and tried again
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Fuck you, i'm all jacked up on bananas lets go somewhere
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
