Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
I can't put those talents on a resume
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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