Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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