I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
Facials are how you say "I love you" in porn star.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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