to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I have peed in a lot of sinks
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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