Walk of Shame. In a state park.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
She's just so happy...and so naked.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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