it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
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