I almost took home a boy from the bar last night, till i realized he was not speaking drunk, he was from another country and didnt know english. that could have been an awkward morning.
dollar beers will do that to you.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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$100 bras are my way of telling my boobs that I love and appreciate them, and all the metaphorical doors they have opened for me.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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