of course. lets lasso hookers.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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