It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
Those strippers last night smelled great. It was the perfect mixture of vanilla and daddy issues.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
You just kept yelling at the cabby "I own this cab" and insisted on smoking with all the windows up
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
You would think a husband, a boyfriend, and a vibrator would be enough. But sadly it's not
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
Randomize
