is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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