i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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