At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
my friend asked What a UTI was in front of everyone, letts just say his girlfriend was a lil pissed
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Just spent 15 minutes trying to save the life of a fruit fly that dive-bombed my coffee. I figured it doesn't make sense to let two souls die in this place...
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
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