just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
It's like the blind leading the senile over here.
UPDATE: shit just got real- grandma is threatening to beat grandpa with a wooden spoon covered in chili.
Everclear isn't food dammit
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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