Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
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