Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
If my vagina had boots, it would be shaking in them.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
Randomize
