U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
and she was petting her beer can
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
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