Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Please come and kill me with a brick you dont even have to be nice about it just smash myfucking skull in this is the worst hangover ive had for at least a week
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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