I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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