I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
Randomize
