Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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