Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
Best feeling in the world is getting a random boob pic from a drunk chick at 3 am.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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