It's Friday. Sex?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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