Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
WHAT THE FUCK I JUST PULLED TWO TAMPONS OUT OF MY VAGINA. WHERE DID THE OTHER ONE COME FROM??
....surprise!
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