He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
