: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
There is a high pitched squealing noise coming from somewhere in my house. I hope it's a gas leak cause I'm over this week man.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
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