Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
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