Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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