Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I sometimes forget that turkeys are alive even when its not Thanksgiving.
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
Also I hooked up with a trainer at my gym. Between her, the married chick, and the bartender, my life is becoming a bad porn plot.
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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