he also called and said i only cheated on you 8 times but they were all trannies
and someone in the background yelling "one was fat so that counts as one and a half"
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
He's trying to get everyone in the bathtub for a team meeting about how we're gonna find his car. Which is parked outside. Think we should cut him off?
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
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