so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Living well is not the best revenge. Fucking his brother is.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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