i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
never play flip cup with pint glasses
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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