He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
FUCK YOU IM DRINKING WINE FROM A BOX
You okay there or need a ride? Maybe a straw for your box
Maybe a straw...
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