when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
There's a rash on my genitals that would like a word with you.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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