She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
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