You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Just realized that my booty calls are vastly ranging in penis sizes.
Randomize
