i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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