Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
Randomize
