it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
it's like god just wants me to be high for five days in a row. keep the blizzards coming.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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