Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
why do cheetos always look like penises
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
buying my parents vodka for Christmas is like buying a normal person socks.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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