We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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