How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
You wanna come over?
Too high to be booty called. My cereal is growing hair.
Just got my LSAT score...if you need me I'll be drunk in a ditch somewhere.
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