i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
I have a pocket in my purse that is just for condoms and cocktail swords. I feel like that speaks volumes about me as a person
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I bit my tongue so hard I left a deep imprint. Fuck you tongue, stop getting in the way of food.
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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