By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Nothing says "Happy New Year" like having to shit into a plastic bag.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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