when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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