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By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."

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oh god.

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all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying

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(732): View more from New Jersey

I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.

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she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable

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he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.

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Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.

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I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today

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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us

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(817): View more from Texas

I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!

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