what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I feel like abortions should bother me more
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
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