remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
It's probably not a good thing when it isn't even 6:30 and I've already drank an entire bottle of wine. By myself. I'm watching Spice World and I just bought 2 Spice Girls albums off itunes.
Make that 3 Spice Girls albums.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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